The Fattest Citizens in Where the future is behind the moon
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Where the future is behind the moon is ranked 4,244th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Jingoistic States of Blue Tuesday | Anarchy | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 2. |  The Democratic Republic of Rebel with a cause | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Saint Alversagous Uniania | Father Knows Best State | “Strength Through Freedom” |
