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The Fattest Citizens in Western Europe

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Outer Banks of Inner Slavonia	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Blood and soil, mud and toil”
2.	The Holy Empire of Don Juan the Red	Moralistic Democracy	“That's amore!”