The Most Rebellious Youth in West Pacific
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Potential for Carnage of A Bomb in a Bull | Father Knows Best State | “KABOOM!” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Russian News | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “FREE CHEESE FOR ALL!” | |
| 3. |  The Empire of Kaoni | New York Times Democracy | “Peace is a Lie, There is Only Passion” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Verdenta | Right-wing Utopia | “Our republic shall endure.” | |
| 5. |  The Company of East Omicron | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “For the Needs of the Company” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Asgarditania | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “An injustice to one is an injustice to all” | |
| 7. |  The Democratic Republic of Grenosia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Strength and Unity” | |
| 8. |  The Federal Republic of West Churvania | Authoritarian Democracy | “United in war” | |
| 9. |  The Empire of Haugard | Authoritarian Democracy | “By The People For The People” | |
| 10. |  The Armed Republic of East Byrye | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Pride, Industry and the People” |
