The Most Secular in West Michigan
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Commonwealth of Mintaka | Anarchy | “Who Watches the Watchers?” | |
| 2. |  The Dominion of Kalamazoo | Anarchy | “I've Got a Gal in Kalamazoo.” | |
| 3. |  The Awesome People of Mr West | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “The Time Has Come.” |
