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The Most Rebellious Youth in Weed

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

As a region, Weed is ranked 1,726^th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Private Stash of Top Shelf Weed	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Check This Out”
2.	The Royal Babylon of Beqaa Valley Farmers	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Puff Puff Pass”
3.	The Dank Kush of Stoner Boys	Corporate Bordello	“Wake and Bake”
4.	The Republic of Lemon Kush	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“when life gives you lemons...grow lemon kush”
5.	The Loving Couple of -One-True Pairing-	Father Knows Best State	“Lumity”
6.	The Sun King of Magical mystery island	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Roll it up. Light it up. Smoke it up. Inhale, Exhale.”
7.	The Stone Age Island of No Bogarts	Father Knows Best State	“Don't bogart that weed my friend”
8.	The Republic of Npo lost wall	Psychotic Dictatorship	“wake and bake”