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Warzone Vacation Resort World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Warzone Vacation Resort

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Warzone Vacation Resort is ranked 1,107th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Magical Forces of Humba WumbaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“I am best shaman.”
2.The Holy Empire of White WidowsTyranny by Majority“Our patience will achieve more than our force.”
3.The Scattered Colonies of The Isles of RandomNew York Times Democracy“Pride in today, Hope for the future”