The Rudest Citizens in Warzone Airspace
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Flying Circus of Dogfight | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Like the screamin' sound of a big warbird” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Warzone Airspace Watcher | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Peacezones for Peace” | |
| 3. |  The Armed Republic of Republic of Flanderz | Capitalist Paradise | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 4. |  The Warzone of Continental Iceland | Iron Fist Consumerists | “The best thing you can do is OBEY!” | |
| 5. |  The Cloudless Air of Critstar | Left-Leaning College State | “Legitimate Sky Crown of Warzone Airspace” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Fiskenaesset | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 7. |  The MacDonald of Sleat | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “per mare per terras” | |
| 8. |  The Kingdom of Merien | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “What???” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Radden | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 10. |  The Loving Couple of -I-ShipIt- | Father Knows Best State | “Shipping Fan.” |
