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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Warsaw

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Queen's State of Amy Fournier	Anarchy	“Forgetting what”
2.	The Queen's State of Benelope	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Room to move”
3.	The Queen's State of Global Forum	Corporate Bordello	“Peace”
4.	The State of Mortimer Roads	Anarchy	“How much do you feel”
5.	The State of Salarajno	Civil Rights Lovefest	“black first”
6.	The State of Santa Catarina	Free-Market Paradise	“Deus salve o Imperador”
7.	The State of Varsava	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Semper invicta”
8.	The State of Vialat	Right-wing Utopia	“colonial”