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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Walmington on Sea

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Wilkshire Colony of Captain Mainwaring	Moralistic Democracy	“You stupid boy!”
2.	The Queendom of Lance Cpl Jones	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“They don't like it up em!”
3.	The Fiefdom of Private Frazer	Corporate Bordello	“We're doomed!”
4.	The Community of Private Godfrey	Democratic Socialists	“Can I be excused?”
5.	The Principality of Private Pike	New York Times Democracy	“I'll tell Mum!”
6.	The Free Land of Private Walker	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Anyone need any petrol coupons?”
7.	The Constitutional Monarchy of Sergeant Wilson	Democratic Socialists	“Do you think that's wise, Sir?”