The World World Census
The Most Authoritarian in the World
World Census staff loitered innocuously in various public areas and recorded the length of time that passed before they were approached by dark-suited officials.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Layarteb | Moralistic Democracy | “So I dub thee Unforgiven” | |
| 3. |  The Starfallen Realm of Neo England | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “How will you act?” | |
| 4. |  The Theocracy of Huitzilopochlti | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Societies in decline have no use for scratching posts.” | |
| 5. |  The Rouge Nation of Joli Rouge | Anarchy | “Terra Mariq Potens” | |
| 6. |  The Haunted Kingdom of Clamlet | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Do you smell something?” | |
| 7. |  The Rogue Nation of War and Oppression | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Our purpose is to conquer you.” | |
| 8. |  The Uber Military Imperium of Italia | Corporate Police State | “Temilo me, dato che portano la distruzione del über...” | |
| 9. |  The BS Detector of October Surprise | Psychotic Dictatorship | “SURPRISE!” | |
| 10. |  The Self-Indulgent Narcissism of George Wickham | Psychotic Dictatorship | “In Search of Money” |
