The World World Census

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?”
2.	The Western R and D Division of The Phoenix Foundation	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Working for the Betterment of Mankind”
3.	The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer	Anarchy	“Free Markets, Free People”
4.	The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners	Anarchy	“Stop Reading My Motto!”
5.	The Eternal Misfortune of Pallidonia	Anarchy	“Stop Reading My Motto!”
6.	The Hellhole of Fudgedup	Capitalist Paradise	“It's just a prank bro!”
7.	The Anarchy of Blogotopia	Democratic Socialists	“Free Palestine, support BDS!”
8.	The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's not a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan	Anarchy	“Don't piss down my back and try and tell me it's raining”
9.	The Eternal Misfortune of Pterodoria	Corporate Bordello	“Stop Reading My Motto!”
10.	The Truly Free State of Western Scientificum	Anarchy	“That's your own problem!”