The Smartest Citizens in Veurrfold
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Commonwealth of United toge states | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Pizza is life” | |
| 2. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Ioke 1 | Moralistic Democracy | “I tire of the weight of mortality” | |
| 3. | The Republic of 16 Tons of Coal | Corporate Bordello | “By The People For The People” | |
| 4. |  The Jacksonville Jaguar QB of Trevor Lawrence | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “I am driven to be the best I can be.” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Interceptor LVIII | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 6. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of Bothme Weatiquussefu | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “By The People For The People” | |
| 7. |  The Fiefdom of OXZ | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 8. |  The Federation of The Wicked Wind | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Wicked!” |
