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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Vermont

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Kitty Pryde of Another Shadow Cat	Anarchy	“Another Cat Who Walked Through Walls”
2.	The Green Mountain State of Brattleboro Bennington	Libertarian Police State	“Nice Drive”
3.	The Vermont Senator of Les-Verts-Monts	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Our lovely mother planet, the cool green hills of Earth”