by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Valley of Peace

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Valley of Peace is ranked 12,286th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Wahhabite Grand Duchy of Italia VivaCorporate Police State“I want to reaffirm the idea that people need to suffer.”
2.The Democratic Republic of ImmaireseAnarchy“Freedom”
3.The Confederacy of KhomahCapitalizt“Peace, Love, Justice”
4.The Confederacy of Sirlia DicalCapitalizt“Strength Through Serenity”
5.The Free Land of CorrosiaAnarchy“We r Corrosian”
6.The Republic of Republic of BalkanCorporate Bordello“Die for our great republic”
7.The Nomadic Peoples of ChristlanCivil Rights Lovefest“God save us”
8.The Federation of RapollendCapitalist Paradise“Live forever, love forever”
9.The Kingdom of SeankingpoiCorporate Police State“ Command the nation to greatness”
10.The Matriarchy of Kids Show-Moralistic Democracy“Lumity”
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