The Fattest Citizens in Valley of Peace
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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11. | The Republic of SS Jayron Kearse | Moralistic Democracy | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
12. | The Principality of Walneiregin | Father Knows Best State | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
13. | The Kingdom of Oldon | New York Times Democracy | “For God and King” | |
14. | The Grand Royal Monarchy of Kingdom of Odnoradla | Moralistic Democracy | “How Great Thou Art!” | |
15. | The Oppressed Peoples of Ste Neland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Mission Accomplished” | |
16. | The Republic of SS CJ Gardner-Johnson | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
17. | The Commonwealth of Takkaviita CXXXVI | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Fireplace cloak” | |
18. | The Colony of New Chaur | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
19. | The Dojo of Kung-Fu Kangaroo | Conservative Democracy | “Virtue” | |
20. | The New Vegas Wasteland of Lucky 38 Resort and Casino | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Truth Is, The Game Was Rigged From The Start” |