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Utopia World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Utopia

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Utopia is ranked 4,630th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Utopia of TsufufumConservative Democracy“The fewer people to govern, the less trouble life is.”
2.The Empire of LevramAnarchy“Strength Through Superpowers”
3.The Colony of Tensei SuraimuCorporate Bordello“Perfectness is never obtained in life”
4.The Republic of BlissfulnessInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Ignorance is Bliss”
5.The Community of The TeahouseFather Knows Best State“There's nothing like a nice cup of tea”