by Max Barry

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USSR World Census

The Safest in USSR

World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.

As a region, USSR is ranked 1,731st in the world for Safest.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Democratic People's Republic of SlavestateInoffensive Centrist Democracy“BE VIGILANT”
2.The Great Scientific Polity of Greater CubaCivil Rights Lovefest“We Don't Get Mad, We Get Stabby”
3.The Leninist Republic of Soviet PolsolDemocratic Socialists“Слава советскому народу, строителю коммунизма!”
4.The Communist Ministries of The Zorgonny WastelandCorrupt Dictatorship“we saw the end of history and lived to see it reborn”
5.The Soviet Socialist Republic of YevraziyaDemocratic Socialists“Workers of the world, unite!”
6.The Republic of The Bulgarian BalkansLiberal Democratic Socialists“Never cry over spilt milk. It could have been vodka.”
7.The People's Republic of SvostaniaAuthoritarian Democracy“Akzét sén a'zónétov!”
8.The New Paradigm of Mutant wastelandLeft-Leaning College State“We are getting stronger”
9.The Empire of Liberal UkraineScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Only dead fish go with the flow”
10.The Union of Socialist States of HvalfyurdenDemocratic Socialists“All one. All united. All equal.”