The Safest in USSR
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, USSR is ranked 1,731st in the world for Safest.
|1.||The Democratic People's Republic of Slavestate||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“BE VIGILANT”|
|2.||The Great Scientific Polity of Greater Cuba||Civil Rights Lovefest||“We Don't Get Mad, We Get Stabby”|
|3.||The Leninist Republic of Soviet Polsol||Democratic Socialists||“Слава советскому народу, строителю коммунизма!”|
|4.||The Communist Ministries of The Zorgonny Wasteland||Corrupt Dictatorship||“we saw the end of history and lived to see it reborn”|
|5.||The Soviet Socialist Republic of Yevraziya||Democratic Socialists||“Workers of the world, unite!”|
|6.||The Republic of The Bulgarian Balkans||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Never cry over spilt milk. It could have been vodka.”|
|7.||The People's Republic of Svostania||Authoritarian Democracy||“Akzét sén a'zónétov!”|
|8.||The New Paradigm of Mutant wasteland||Left-Leaning College State||“We are getting stronger”|
|9.||The Empire of Liberal Ukraine||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“Only dead fish go with the flow”|
|10.||The Union of Socialist States of Hvalfyurden||Democratic Socialists||“All one. All united. All equal.”|