The Most Armed in United States
World Census experts took their lives into their hands in order to ascertain the average number of deadly weapons per citizen.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Unincorporated Territory of US Virgin Islands | Anarchy | “United in Pride and Hope” | |
| 2. |  The Colony of Feynland Atlantic | Civil Rights Lovefest | “For the love of God, kids don't try this at home.” | |
| 3. |  The Federation of Johnson Atoll | Right-wing Utopia | “In God, We Trust” | |
| 4. |  The United Socialist States of Lewd Clogs | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Don't look down.” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of SSN55 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Erin Go Bragh” | |
| 6. |  The Bitter Twang of Lemon Chicken | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Pucker up.” |
