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The Largest Cheese Export Sector in United Otter Emirates

Qualified World Census Cheese Masters nibbled their way across the globe to determine which nations have the most developed cheese exports.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Conch Republic of VinVachia	Left-Leaning College State	“Be happy, or not...whatever”
2.	The Zombie Dominion of Molson Iceland	Father Knows Best State	“Moo”
3.	The Protectorate of Firebrandington	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Where we bow down to our Xbox Overlords”