The Most Secular in United Kingdom
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
As a region, United Kingdom is ranked 5,053rd in the world for Most Secular.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Armed Corporations of Aurora Islands | Capitalist Paradise | “If you have money, nothing is impossible!” | |
| 2. |  The People's Republic of Armley | New York Times Democracy | “Stand up oh sons of Stanningley Road” | |
| 3. |  The Velocracy of The Anaerobic Republic | Left-wing Utopia | “Forward, in all directions!” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of His majestys most loyal kangaroos | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “In his majesty, High King Bruce kangaroo, we trust” | |
| 5. |  The Sleazy Caliphate of Mont-Saint-Aignan | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Et Jésus dit à Mathieu : Tire sur mon Doigt” | |
| 6. |  The People's Republic of Riotania | Left-Leaning College State | “Don't be a dick” | |
| 7. |  The Cowa Bunga people of Demonicarnation | Father Knows Best State | “Alas!, we are cowa bunga people” | |
| 8. |  The Supreme Imperial Empire of Duncion | Moralistic Democracy | “An Empire Forged From Power, Destined To Rule All” | |
| 9. |  The Vassal State of Mini Ossulu | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Let em work let em live” | |
| 10. |  The Kingdom of Middle Ingerland | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Moneymoneymoneymoneymoney” |
