by Max Barry

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The Rudest Citizens in United Federation of the Blanji Alliance

World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.

As a region, United Federation of the Blanji Alliance is ranked 3,656th in the world for Rudest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Confederacy of The Faroe UnionCorporate Bordello“Life, Liberty and Fish”
2.The Grand Duchy of Ulm ReichCorporate Bordello“Gott mit unser Kaiser”
3.The Socialist Worker's Republic of SwadenInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Workers of Scandinavia, Unite!”
4.The Federal Oligarchy of BlanjilandCivil Rights Lovefest“In Pursuit of Goods”
5.The Colony of The United Provinces of Indo-ChinaNew York Times Democracy“Veni, Vedi, Vici”
6.The Socialist Arab Republic of AfgeristanMoralistic Democracy“What WMDs?”
7.The United Peoples of Keepo RepublicCompulsory Consumerist State“Keepan Above All”
8.The Colony of Keepan Hudson Bay CompanyCapitalist Paradise“Keepan Above All”
9.The Federal Republic of Free Congolese StateNew York Times Democracy“Congo Forever”
10.The Democratic States of Dogg UtopiaNew York Times Democracy“Feed me”