by Max Barry

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The Rudest Citizens in United Federation of the Blanji Alliance

World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.

As a region, United Federation of the Blanji Alliance is ranked 4,585th in the world for Rudest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Confederacy of The Faroe UnionCorporate Bordello“Life, Liberty and Fish”
2.The Grand Duchy of Ulm ReichCorporate Bordello“Gott mit unser Kaiser”
3.The Socialist Worker's Republic of SwadenInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Workers of Scandinavia, Unite!”
4.The Federation of Latverian StatesCorporate Bordello“The Land of Fire”
5.The Free Land of The Anarchy of UkraineCivil Rights Lovefest“Power begets parasites. Long live Anarchy!”
6.The Colony of The United Provinces of Indo-ChinaNew York Times Democracy“Veni, Vedi, Vici”
7.The Federal Oligarchy of BlanjilandNew York Times Democracy“In Pursuit of Goods”
8.The Socialist Arab Republic of AfgeristanMoralistic Democracy“What WMDs?”
9.The United Peoples of Keepo RepublicCompulsory Consumerist State“Keepan Above All”
10.The Colony of Keepan Hudson Bay CompanyCapitalist Paradise“Keepan Above All”