The Rudest Citizens in United Federation of the Blanji Alliance
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
As a region, United Federation of the Blanji Alliance is ranked 4,585th in the world for Rudest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Confederacy of The Faroe Union | Corporate Bordello | “Life, Liberty and Fish” | |
| 2. |  The Grand Duchy of Ulm Reich | Corporate Bordello | “Gott mit unser Kaiser” | |
| 3. |  The Socialist Worker's Republic of Swaden | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Workers of Scandinavia, Unite!” | |
| 4. |  The Federation of Latverian States | Corporate Bordello | “The Land of Fire” | |
| 5. |  The Free Land of The Anarchy of Ukraine | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Power begets parasites. Long live Anarchy!” | |
| 6. |  The Colony of The United Provinces of Indo-China | New York Times Democracy | “Veni, Vedi, Vici” | |
| 7. |  The Federal Oligarchy of Blanjiland | New York Times Democracy | “In Pursuit of Goods” | |
| 8. |  The Socialist Arab Republic of Afgeristan | Moralistic Democracy | “What WMDs?” | |
| 9. |  The United Peoples of Keepo Republic | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Keepan Above All” | |
| 10. |  The Colony of Keepan Hudson Bay Company | Capitalist Paradise | “Keepan Above All” |
