The Most Primitive in United Earth Space Probe Agency
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Sentient Vermiform Lifeform of T rill | Civil Rights Lovefest | “You have an overactive imagination, Benjamin.” | |
| 2. |  The Mediators of Rubicun 3 | Democratic Socialists | “Anyone who commits a crime in the punishment zone dies” | |
| 3. |  The Red Hour of Beta III | Psychotic Dictatorship | “In the Body you will find contentment and fulfillment” | |
| 4. |  The Deadly Enemies of Antica IV | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We use these tools to dispatch the animals we consume” | |
| 5. |  The Enigmatic Race of Sigma Tama 4 | Left-wing Utopia | “Shaka! Mirab, his sails unfurled.” | |
| 6. |  The Trade Agreement of Ornara | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “The suffering on my planet is great. People are dying.” | |
| 7. |  The Warring Factions of Solais V | Democratic Socialists | “The secret is turning disadvantage to advantage.” | |
| 8. |  The Welcoming Delegation of The Melkotian Homeworld | Psychotic Dictatorship | “You did not kill. Is this the way of your kind?” | |
| 9. |  The Strategy of Ben zar | Authoritarian Democracy | “I havn't completed my analysis. It's improper to guess.” | |
| 10. |  The Unassailable Logic of Planet Vulkan | Authoritarian Democracy | “Live Long and Prosper” |
