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The Nudest in United Alliances

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

As a region, United Alliances is ranked 1,033^rd in the world for Nudest.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Commonwealth of Coronaviralia	Corporate Bordello	“Gonna Gonna Getcha”
2.	The Zocran Occupied Colony of Zocra-Nelson	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Securitatem in obscuro”
3.	The Eco-Fascist State of Renoa	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Acete et Parete”
4.	The Ancient Kingdom of Gustaven	Corporate Police State	“Get out of My Way!”
5.	The Free Land of New Walvis Bay	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Gain Freedom Through Work”
6.	The United Socialist States of CES	Father Knows Best State	“If it ain't new, chuck it.”
7.	The Federated Island Republic of Zocra	Civil Rights Lovefest	“dilectis rem”
8.	The Democratic Republic of Brown City	Conservative Democracy	“We Will Endure”
9.	The Peanut Plantation of Jimmy Carter	Father Knows Best State	“Hi, I'm Jimmy Carter!”
10.	The Republic of Little Texas	Right-wing Utopia	“Unity or Death!”