The Nudest in United Alliances
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
As a region, United Alliances is ranked 1,067th in the world for Nudest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Commonwealth of Coronaviralia | Corporate Bordello | “Gonna Gonna Getcha” | |
| 2. |  The Zocran Occupied Colony of Zocra-Nelson | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Securitatem in obscuro” | |
| 3. |  The Eco-Fascist State of Renoa | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Acete et Parete” | |
| 4. |  The Ancient Kingdom of Gustaven | Corporate Police State | “Get out of My Way!” | |
| 5. |  The Free Land of New Walvis Bay | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Gain Freedom Through Work” | |
| 6. |  The United Socialist States of CES | Father Knows Best State | “If it ain't new, chuck it.” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Light94 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Card farmin” | |
| 8. |  The Federated Island Republic of Zocra | Civil Rights Lovefest | “dilectis rem” | |
| 9. |  The Democratic Republic of Brown City | Conservative Democracy | “We Will Endure” | |
| 10. |  The Peanut Plantation of Jimmy Carter | Father Knows Best State | “Hi, I'm Jimmy Carter!” |
