United Alliances World Census

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, United Alliances is ranked 17,154^th in the world for Most Primitive.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Commonwealth of Coronaviralia	Corporate Bordello	“Gonna Gonna Getcha”
2.	The Peanut Plantation of Jimmy Carter	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Hi, I'm Jimmy Carter!”
3.	The Ancient Kingdom of Gustaven	Corporate Police State	“Get out of My Way!”
4.	The Zocran Occupied Colony of Zocra-Nelson	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Securitatem in obscuro”
5.	The Republic of Little Texas	Right-wing Utopia	“Unity or Death!”
6.	The Democratic Republic of Brown City	Conservative Democracy	“We Will Endure”
7.	The United Socialist States of CES	Father Knows Best State	“If it ain't new, chuck it.”
8.	The Free Land of New Walvis Bay	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Gain Freedom Through Work”
9.	The Eco-Fascist State of Renoa	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Acete et Parete”
10.	The Federated Island Republic of Zocra	Civil Rights Lovefest	“dilectis rem”