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United Alliances World Census

The Fattest Citizens in United Alliances

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, United Alliances is ranked 9,742nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Commonwealth of CoronaviraliaCorporate Bordello“Gonna Gonna Getcha”
2.The Free Land of New Walvis BayCompulsory Consumerist State“Gain Freedom Through Work”
3.The Democratic Republic of Brown CityConservative Democracy“We Will Endure”
4.The United Socialist States of CESFather Knows Best State“If it ain't new, chuck it.”
5.The Ancient Kingdom of GustavenCorporate Police State“Get out of My Way!”
6.The Republic of Little TexasRight-wing Utopia“Unity or Death!”
7.The Federated Island Republic of ZocraCivil Rights Lovefest“dilectis rem”
8.The Peanut Plantation of Jimmy CarterIron Fist Consumerists“Hi, I'm Jimmy Carter!”
9.The Zocran Occupied Colony of Zocra-NelsonInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Securitatem in obscuro”
10.The Eco-Fascist State of RenoaCivil Rights Lovefest“Acete et Parete”