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The Most Rebellious Youth in United Alliances

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

As a region, United Alliances is ranked 2,321^st in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Eco-Fascist State of Renoa	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Acete et Parete”
2.	The Federated Island Republic of Zocra	Civil Rights Lovefest	“dilectis rem”
3.	The United Socialist States of CES	Father Knows Best State	“If it ain't new, chuck it.”
4.	The Commonwealth of Coronaviralia	Corporate Bordello	“Gonna Gonna Getcha”
5.	The Peanut Plantation of Jimmy Carter	Father Knows Best State	“Hi, I'm Jimmy Carter!”
6.	The Zocran Occupied Colony of Zocra-Nelson	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Securitatem in obscuro”
7.	The Democratic Republic of Brown City	Conservative Democracy	“We Will Endure”
8.	The Ancient Kingdom of Gustaven	Corporate Police State	“Get out of My Way!”
9.	The Republic of Little Texas	Right-wing Utopia	“Unity or Death!”
10.	The Free Land of New Walvis Bay	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Gain Freedom Through Work”