The Most Rebellious Youth in United Alliances
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
As a region, United Alliances is ranked 2,518th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Eco-Fascist State of Renoa | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Acete et Parete” | |
| 2. |  The Federated Island Republic of Zocra | Civil Rights Lovefest | “dilectis rem” | |
| 3. |  The United Socialist States of CES | Father Knows Best State | “If it ain't new, chuck it.” | |
| 4. |  The Commonwealth of Coronaviralia | Corporate Bordello | “Gonna Gonna Getcha” | |
| 5. |  The Peanut Plantation of Jimmy Carter | Father Knows Best State | “Hi, I'm Jimmy Carter!” | |
| 6. |  The Zocran Occupied Colony of Zocra-Nelson | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Securitatem in obscuro” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Light94 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Card farmin” | |
| 8. |  The Democratic Republic of Brown City | Conservative Democracy | “We Will Endure” | |
| 9. |  The Ancient Kingdom of Gustaven | Corporate Police State | “Get out of My Way!” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Little Texas | Right-wing Utopia | “Unity or Death!” |
