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United Alliances World Census

The Smartest Citizens in United Alliances

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, United Alliances is ranked 13,418th in the world for Smartest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Eco-Fascist State of RenoaCivil Rights Lovefest“Acete et Parete”
2.The Federated Island Republic of ZocraCivil Rights Lovefest“dilectis rem”
3.The Zocran Occupied Colony of Zocra-NelsonInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Securitatem in obscuro”
4.The Democratic Republic of Brown CityConservative Democracy“We Will Endure”
5.The Commonwealth of CoronaviraliaCorporate Bordello“Gonna Gonna Getcha”
6.The Free Land of New Walvis BayCompulsory Consumerist State“Gain Freedom Through Work”
7.The United Socialist States of CESFather Knows Best State“If it ain't new, chuck it.”
8.The Republic of Little TexasRight-wing Utopia“Unity or Death!”
9.The Ancient Kingdom of GustavenCorporate Police State“Get out of My Way!”
10.The Peanut Plantation of Jimmy CarterIron Fist Consumerists“Hi, I'm Jimmy Carter!”