The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in United Alliances
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Bitcoin | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “bitcoin.org” | |
| 2. |  The United Socialist States of CES | Father Knows Best State | “If it ain't new, chuck it.” | |
| 3. |  The Commonwealth of Coronaviralia | Corporate Bordello | “Gonna Gonna Getcha” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of Deira | Left-Leaning College State | “Unmoved as the venerable Great Oak.” | |
| 5. |  The Ancient Kingdom of Gustaven | Corporate Police State | “Get out of My Way!” | |
| 6. |  The Peanut Plantation of Jimmy Carter | Father Knows Best State | “Hi, I'm Jimmy Carter!” | |
| 7. |  The People's Republic of La Borinquena | Democratic Socialists | “JOANNES EST NOMEN EJUS” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Little Texas | Right-wing Utopia | “Unity or Death!” | |
| 9. |  The Free Land of New Walvis Bay | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Gain Freedom Through Work” | |
| 10. |  The Eco-Fascist State of Renoa | Left-wing Utopia | “Acete et Parete” |
