The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in United Alliances
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Provisional Ruling Council of New Walvis Bay | Father Knows Best State | “Gain Freedom Through Work” | |
| 2. |  The Commonwealth of Coronaviralia | Corporate Bordello | “Gonna Gonna Getcha” | |
| 3. |  The Free Land of README | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “I bet you won't read me.” | |
| 4. |  The Rogue Nation of Kinda Sus | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “U kinda sus...” | |
| 5. |  The Kingdom of Deira | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Unmoved as the venerable Great Oak.” | |
| 6. |  The Dominion of Cortosis | Capitalist Paradise | “NationStates” | |
| 7. |  The People's Republic of Gaul Rising | Tyranny by Majority | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Rennet | Father Knows Best State | “Curdle or die” | |
| 9. |  The Kingdom of Nnylf | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Gnimraf ro gnihton” | |
| 10. |  The Unified Corporate Offices of CES | New York Times Democracy | “If it ain't new, chuck it.” |
