The Fattest Citizens in Union of the Kind Ones
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Union of the Kind Ones is ranked 21,021st in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Grand Republic of Neo Killadonia||Civil Rights Lovefest||“If you've got a black list, I want to be on it.”|
|2.||The Intergalactic Autocracy of Synergetik||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Primus casus belli innocentia.”|
|3.||The Principality of Pineapple Juice||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Sunny side up”|
|4.||The Kingdom of Dounkoist||Left-Leaning College State||“Unity, Discipline, Loyalty”|
|5.||The Merciful and Just Monarch 👑 of Compound Light Microscope||Democratic Socialists||“Knowledge is a Great Necessity of Life”|