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Union of the Kind Ones World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Union of the Kind Ones

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Union of the Kind Ones is ranked 21,021st in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Grand Republic of Neo KilladoniaCivil Rights Lovefest“If you've got a black list, I want to be on it.”
2.The Intergalactic Autocracy of SynergetikIron Fist Consumerists“Primus casus belli innocentia.”
3.The Principality of Pineapple JuiceIron Fist Consumerists“Sunny side up”
4.The Kingdom of DounkoistLeft-Leaning College State“Unity, Discipline, Loyalty”
5.The Merciful and Just Monarch 👑 of Compound Light MicroscopeDemocratic Socialists“Knowledge is a Great Necessity of Life”