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Union of Shoddy Subaverage Republics World Census

The Nudest in Union of Shoddy Subaverage Republics

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

As a region, Union of Shoddy Subaverage Republics is ranked 1,091st in the world for Nudest.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Semi-Autonomous Region of PattalaniaIron Fist Consumerists“A Semi-Autonomous Mattalanian Region”
2.The Especially Red Republic of RodrigostanLeft-wing Utopia“Rodrigostan rules the wa - err, never mind.”
3.The First Republic of MattalaniaCivil Rights Lovefest“Wow, a Moto!”
4.The Not Dead Yet Kingdom of NavthaniaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Capillus de Deorum”
5.The Fifth Republic of JoduerdorNew York Times Democracy“Death to America”
6.The Kingdom of The United Isles of BurgesslandLeft-Leaning College State“Run by a fair monarch but with an elected government”
7.The Semi-Autonomous Region of DymistasLeft-Leaning College State“A Semi-Autonomous Mattalanian Region”
8.The Federal Republic of The Liberty EmpireLeft-wing Utopia“What Could Go Wrong?”
9.The Stratocratic Empire of Fortis Draco IslandsIron Fist Consumerists“DONT VOTE EAT TRASH DO DRUGS GET CASH EAT ASS DIE FAST.”
10.The Dominion of AepelsinInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Fyrir mˇ­urlandi­!”