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Union of Shoddy Subaverage Republics World Census

The Most Scientifically Advanced in Union of Shoddy Subaverage Republics

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, Union of Shoddy Subaverage Republics is ranked 1,356th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The First Republic of MattalaniaCivil Rights Lovefest“Wow, a Moto!”
2.The Federal Republic of The Liberty EmpireLeft-wing Utopia“What Could Go Wrong?”
3.The Federated Empire of UNPoopburgLibertarian Police State“Faith, Family and above all; UNpoopburg”
4.The Corporatocracy of JaysingstokeAnarchy“Non calcare in anguis”
5.The Ancient Kingdom of NavthaniaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Capillus de Deorum”
6.The Fifth Republic of JoduerdorNew York Times Democracy“Viva L'equalia!”
7.The Especially Red Republic of RodrigostanLeft-wing Utopia“Rodrigostan rules the wa - err, never mind.”
8.The Kingdom of The United Isles of BurgesslandLeft-Leaning College State“Run by a fair monarch but with an elected government”
9.The Stratocratic Empire of Fortis Draco IslandsIron Fist Consumerists“Arbeit Macht Frei”
10.The Popcorn Consuming Nation of Anderton LandLiberal Democratic Socialists“Hello you Snapchat noob”
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