The Smartest Citizens in Union of Shoddy Subaverage Republics
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, Union of Shoddy Subaverage Republics is ranked 1,453rd in the world for Smartest Citizens.
|1.||The Federated Empire of UNPoopburg||Libertarian Police State||“Faith, Family and above all; UNpoopburg”|
|2.||The Federal Republic of The Liberty Empire||Left-wing Utopia||“What Could Go Wrong?”|
|3.||The First Republic of Mattalania||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Wow, a Moto!”|
|4.||The Ancient Kingdom of Navthania||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Capillus de Deorum”|
|5.||The Especially Red Republic of Rodrigostan||Left-wing Utopia||“Rodrigostan rules the wa - err, never mind.”|
|6.||The Fifth Republic of Joduerdor||New York Times Democracy||“Viva L'equalia!”|
|7.||The Corporatocracy of Jaysingstoke||Anarchy||“Non calcare in anguis”|
|8.||The Kingdom of The United Isles of Burgessland||Left-Leaning College State||“Run by a fair monarch but with an elected government”|
|9.||The Popcorn Consuming Nation of Anderton Land||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Hello you Snapchat noob”|
|10.||The Stratocratic Empire of Fortis Draco Islands||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Arbeit Macht Frei”|