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Union of Shoddy Subaverage Republics World Census

The Smartest Citizens in Union of Shoddy Subaverage Republics

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, Union of Shoddy Subaverage Republics is ranked 1,453rd in the world for Smartest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Federated Empire of UNPoopburgLibertarian Police State“Faith, Family and above all; UNpoopburg”
2.The Federal Republic of The Liberty EmpireLeft-wing Utopia“What Could Go Wrong?”
3.The First Republic of MattalaniaCivil Rights Lovefest“Wow, a Moto!”
4.The Ancient Kingdom of NavthaniaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Capillus de Deorum”
5.The Especially Red Republic of RodrigostanLeft-wing Utopia“Rodrigostan rules the wa - err, never mind.”
6.The Fifth Republic of JoduerdorNew York Times Democracy“Viva L'equalia!”
7.The Corporatocracy of JaysingstokeAnarchy“Non calcare in anguis”
8.The Kingdom of The United Isles of BurgesslandLeft-Leaning College State“Run by a fair monarch but with an elected government”
9.The Popcorn Consuming Nation of Anderton LandLiberal Democratic Socialists“Hello you Snapchat noob”
10.The Stratocratic Empire of Fortis Draco IslandsIron Fist Consumerists“Arbeit Macht Frei”
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