by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Union of Nationalists

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Union of Nationalists is ranked 1,973rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Cultured Imperial Utopia of True Chinese FederationCorporate Police State“Extermination, That's Our Omnibenevolent Policy!”
2.The Celestial Confederacy of AnmolaIron Fist Consumerists“Light Thinking”
3.The Theocracy of TanProudhoniaMoralistic Democracy“Violet demands Submission”
4.The Commonwealth of English-AmericaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Unus pro omnibus, omnes pro uno”
5.The Ominous Number of Six MillionCorporate Police State“6,000,000”
6.The Disputed Territories of Deadlock GorgeCorporate Police State“No One Likes A Squealer”
7.The Armed Republic of Arya AllianceIron Fist Consumerists“VICTORY FOREVER!”
8.The Republic of NS Greater Taiwan ChinaCapitalist Paradise“Formosa Beautiful Island”
9.The Confederacy of Ethnic NationsIron Fist Consumerists“Don't color outside the lines”
10.The Zhongguo of The GuomindangFather Knows Best State“Minzu Minquan Minsheng”