The Most Cultured in Union of Christian Nations
After spending many tedious hours in coffee shops and concert halls, World Census experts have found the following nations to be the most cultured.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Devout Republic of Gilead | New York Times Democracy | “His Will Be Done” | |
| 2. |  The Lone One - One Man Band of Hasil Adkins | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Woo ee ah ah! Woo ee ah ah! Woo ee ah ah! Woo ee ah ah!” |
