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Unified Capitalist Alliance World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Unified Capitalist Alliance

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Unified Capitalist Alliance is ranked 9,469th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dominion of Malew OklooistanCapitalist Paradise“Twirling Toward Freedom”
2.The Dominion of CrassusIron Fist Consumerists“You're not rich unless you can afford your own army”
3.The Legacy of Annelies IIICorrupt Dictatorship“Stand and deliver”