The Most Extensive Public Healthcare in Unified Capitalist Alliance
World Census interns were infected with obscure diseases in order to test which nations had the most effective and well-funded public healthcare facilities.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federal Republic of -Reborn- | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 2. |  The Dominion of Malew Oklooistan | Capitalist Paradise | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 3. |  The Legacy of Annelies III | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Stand and deliver” | |
| 4. |  The Dominion of Crassus | Iron Fist Consumerists | “You're not rich unless you can afford your own army” |
