The Most Armed in Underworld
World Census experts took their lives into their hands in order to ascertain the average number of deadly weapons per citizen.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Great Pit of The Infernum | Capitalist Paradise | “There is no mercy in Hell.” | |
| 2. |  The Red and yellow flippy flops of I do not give a flip | Anarchy | “We don't give a flippin flip” | |
| 3. |  The Discoverian Enclave of DiscOrdant | Corporate Police State | “Hatred is blind, as well as love” | |
| 4. |  The Federal Republic of Waseand | Democratic Socialists | “THEY HAVE THE OIL 🦅🦅🦅🦅” | |
| 5. |  The Here Come The Drums of I Am The Master | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Here come the drums!” | |
| 6. |  The Cosmic Epanastocracy of Pandaemonia Lyricalia | Benevolent Dictatorship | “The mind is its own place...” | |
| 7. |  The On a long enough timeline of I am Jacks Cold Sweat | Anarchy | “This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.” | |
| 8. |  The Kingdom of Radiation Demon 7 | Compulsory Consumerist State | “That's what you get, working with a demon.” | |
| 9. |  The I Never Miss of Bullseye | Left-Leaning College State | “Haven't you heard? I'm a cold blooded killer.” | |
| 10. |  The Evil Sith Dominion of Vader Knows Best 7 | Benevolent Dictatorship | “I find your lack of faith disturbing.” |
