The Most Primitive in Two Letter
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Mamy | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 2. |  The Colony of Bajan | Free-Market Paradise | “Our Community” | |
| 3. |  The State of S J W | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Added pleasure” | |
| 4. |  The State of Two Letter | Anarchy | “Region Founder” | |
| 5. |  The State of Mesoamericana | Libertarian Police State | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 6. |  The District of Fort Brooke | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 7. |  The State of Mandalorian Emperor | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 8. |  The State of 59421 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Founder” |
