The Fattest Citizens in Trump
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Trump is ranked 1,527th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Presidency of Angry Trump||Corporate Police State||“AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!”|
|2.||The Tweets of The Comboverlord||Corporate Police State||“I have a lot of money.”|
|3.||The Republic of American Federal||Left-wing Utopia||“By The People For The People”|
|4.||The Republic of Tiny Mexico||Corrupt Dictatorship||“MAGA”|