by Max Barry

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Trump World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Trump

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Trump is ranked 1,527th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Presidency of Angry TrumpCorporate Police State“AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!”
2.The Tweets of The ComboverlordCorporate Police State“I have a lot of money.”
3.The Republic of American FederalLeft-wing Utopia“By The People For The People”
4.The Republic of Tiny MexicoCorrupt Dictatorship“MAGA”