The Most Secular in Trav khar
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Shiney Sultanate of Mr Platinum | Civil Rights Lovefest | “The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.” | |
| 2. |  The Professionalism of Mr Pink | Left-Leaning College State | “When I order coffee, I want it filled *six* times.” | |
| 3. |  The Super Sith Empire of Vader Knows Best 9 | Father Knows Best State | “I find your lack of faith disturbing.” | |
| 4. |  The Historical Documentation of Trav Khar Library | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Headquarters of the Trav Kharian Historical Institute!” | |
| 5. |  The Elder Ent Society of Kjab | New York Times Democracy | “Do not be hasty, that is my motto” | |
| 6. |  The Strawberries of Mr Fields | Left-wing Utopia | “Let me take you down Cos I'm going to Strawberry Fields” | |
| 7. |  The Rogue Nation of DSN99 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “We Will Endure” | |
| 8. |  The Fool on the Hill of Neo Nibu | Left-wing Utopia | “♪♪But I am of the Universe♪♪” |
