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The Fattest Citizens in Trav khar

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Trav khar is ranked 11,126^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Shiney Sultanate of Mr Platinum	Civil Rights Lovefest	“The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.”
2.	The Elder Ent Society of Kjab	New York Times Democracy	“Do not be hasty, that is my motto”
3.	The Historical Documentation of Trav Khar Library	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Headquarters of the Trav Kharian Historical Institute!”
4.	The Super Sith Empire of Vader Knows Best 9	Father Knows Best State	“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”
5.	The Professionalism of Mr Pink	Left-Leaning College State	“When I order coffee, I want it filled *six* times.”
6.	The Strawberries of Mr Fields	Left-wing Utopia	“Let me take you down Cos I'm going to Strawberry Fields”
7.	The Rogue Nation of DSN99	Psychotic Dictatorship	“We Will Endure”
8.	The Fool on the Hill of Neo Nibu	Left-wing Utopia	“♪♪But I am of the Universe♪♪”