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The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Trav khar

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Rogue Nation of DSN99	Psychotic Dictatorship	“We Will Endure”
2.	The Professionalism of Mr Pink	Left-Leaning College State	“When I order coffee, I want it filled *six* times.”
3.	The Historical Documentation of Trav Khar Library	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Headquarters of the Trav Kharian Historical Institute!”
4.	The Shiney Sultanate of Mr Platinum	Civil Rights Lovefest	“The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.”
5.	The Strawberries of Mr Fields	Left-wing Utopia	“Let me take you down Cos I'm going to Strawberry Fields”
6.	The Super Sith Empire of Vader Knows Best 9	Father Knows Best State	“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”
7.	The Elder Ent Society of Kjab	New York Times Democracy	“Do not be hasty, that is my motto”
8.	The Fool on the Hill of Neo Nibu	Left-wing Utopia	“♪♪But I am of the Universe♪♪”