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The Rudest Citizens in Tonga

World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Tupou	Anarchy	“State”
2.	The Queen's State of Zeraterra	Corporate Bordello	“Depends Upon The Circumstances”
3.	The District of Achigain	Conservative Democracy	“Ever try another go”
4.	The State of BlackBird Kitty	Conservative Democracy	“One trick pony”
5.	The State of Barbara C	Civil Rights Lovefest	“RIP”
6.	The Queen's State of Pasley	New York Times Democracy	“So As”
7.	The State of Q-Ten	New York Times Democracy	“RIP”
8.	The State of Dolcci Carlos	Corporate Police State	“Don't touch the hare”