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The Largest Retail Industry in toilet arsonist appreciation society

The World Census estimated levels of employee ennui to determine which nations have the largest retail industries.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The People's Republic of Squathead Ted	Left-Leaning College State	“This looks like a nice place to poop.”
2.	The Toilet Full of Urine And Explosive Diarrhea	Iron Fist Consumerists	“I'm Going To Need A Few Minutes”
3.	The Porcelain Inferno of Toilet Arsonist Appreciation Society	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Up, down, in, out, public, private, we set all ablaze.”
4.	The Fiefdom of Female Supremacy	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”