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The Zombie Factory World Census

The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in The Zombie Factory

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, The Zombie Factory is ranked 127th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Undead Zombie Empire of FalapatoriusAnarchy“Blue is best”
2.The Tortilla Realm of XeutiaAnarchy“Get your own Doritos!”
3.The Darkened Crypt of The Holy Red Eyed ZombieAnarchy“I can feel myself rot..”
4.The Moldy Moustache of Zombie Ned FlandersAnarchy“He was a zombie?”
5.The Deadly Snipers of Realm of DamoclesAnarchy“If it moves.. shoot it.”
6.The Zombie Enclave of Blight-BaneAnarchy“Death is the beginning of the Hunger”
7.The Blood Forged Edge of The Blade of DamoclesAnarchy“Brains.. a tasty treat!”
8.The Disgusting Purulence of Pus for BrainsCapitalizt“Simple minds, simple pleasures”
9.The Black Heart of Daemon WrathAnarchy“Wrath is upon us”
10.The Grey Shadow of Beard of BalinAnarchy“It's lonely under the mountain”