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The Zombie Factory World Census

The Rudest Citizens in The Zombie Factory

World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.

As a region, The Zombie Factory is ranked 167th in the world for Rudest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Undead Zombie Empire of FalapatoriusAnarchy“Blue is best”
2.The Zombie Enclave of Blight-BaneAnarchy“Death is the beginning of the Hunger”
3.The Deadly Snipers of Realm of DamoclesAnarchy“If it moves.. shoot it.”
4.The Darkened Crypt of The Holy Red Eyed ZombieAnarchy“I can feel myself rot..”
5.The Moldy Moustache of Zombie Ned FlandersAnarchy“He was a zombie?”
6.The Tortilla Realm of XeutiaAnarchy“Get your own Doritos!”
7.The Blood Forged Edge of The Blade of DamoclesAnarchy“Brains.. a tasty treat!”
8.The Black Heart of Daemon WrathAnarchy“Wrath is upon us”
9.The Disgusting Purulence of Pus for BrainsCapitalizt“Simple minds, simple pleasures”
10.The Grey Shadow of Beard of BalinAnarchy“It's lonely under the mountain”