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The Most Devout in The Zombie Factory

World Census Inquisitors conducted rigorous one-on-one interviews probing the depth of citizens' beliefs in order to determine which nations were the most devout.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Tortilla Realm of Xeutia	Anarchy	“Get your own Doritos!”
2.	The Undead Empire of Falapatorius	Anarchy	“Blue is best.”
3.	The Deadly Snipers of Realm of Damocles	Anarchy	“If it moves.. shoot it.”
4.	The Moldy Moustache of Zombie Ned Flanders	Anarchy	“He was a zombie?”
5.	The Darkened Crypt of The Holy Red Eyed Zombie	Anarchy	“I can feel myself rot..”
6.	The Grey Shadow of Beard of Balin	Capitalizt	“It's lonely under the mountain”
7.	The Disgusting Purulence of Pus for Brains	Capitalizt	“Simple minds, simple pleasures”
8.	The Blood Forged Edge of The Blade of Damocles	Anarchy	“Brains.. a tasty treat!”
9.	The Black Heart of Daemon Wrath	Anarchy	“Wrath is upon us”
10.	The Zombie Enclave of Blight-Bane	Anarchy	“Death is the beginning of the hunger”