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The Most Rebellious Youth in The Worlds Stronghold

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Almighty Empire of Broughdom	Benevolent Dictatorship	“Death is lifes way of saying you're fired! April 2003”
2.	The Glorious Pointy Republic of Knask	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Not there!! Winter! 2000?”
3.	The Embar League City of Varonas	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Ondoso se Idañe Syt se Idañe”
4.	The Empire of Nofro	Left-Leaning College State	“Lule of Raw”
5.	The WSWA Honorary Delegate of Anduz	Moralistic Democracy	“If it ain't broke, tinker with it till it is - 11/2002”
6.	The Autocracy of Crystallas	Democratic Socialists	“Oppressing The Masses, So You Don't Have To”
7.	The Republic of Brybeisgood	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Screw unto others before they screw unto you”