The Fattest Citizens in The Western Colonies
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Western Colonies is ranked 658th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Old Fashioned Peanut Gallery of First Marketing and Export||Moralistic Democracy||“Trade and Treasure”|
|2.||The Militant Technocracy of Fel Tirynthas||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Silence After the Storm”|
|3.||The Republic of Seltast Dywublisse||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Twirling Toward Freedom”|
|4.||The Republic of Northern Swallowtails||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Visited: Grapes n iced T, desert, Nationstates Owls”|
|5.||The Eighth Federation of K9ation||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“War is not to be taken lightly”|
|6.||The Community of South||Father Knows Best State||“Liberty”|