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The Western Colonies World Census

The Fattest Citizens in The Western Colonies

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Western Colonies is ranked 658th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Old Fashioned Peanut Gallery of First Marketing and ExportMoralistic Democracy“Trade and Treasure”
2.The Militant Technocracy of Fel TirynthasIron Fist Consumerists“Silence After the Storm”
3.The Republic of Seltast DywublisseIron Fist Consumerists“Twirling Toward Freedom”
4.The Republic of Northern SwallowtailsIron Fist Consumerists“Visited: Grapes n iced T, desert, Nationstates Owls”
5.The Eighth Federation of K9ationInoffensive Centrist Democracy“War is not to be taken lightly”
6.The Community of SouthFather Knows Best State“Liberty”